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04/27/2004 | terrifico
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Our V.I.P. customers: V. Yanukovich, prime minister of Ukrainian government

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Відповіді

  • 2004.04.27 | casesensitive

    :))

    I want a SHORTER version for my email signature! Pleease! :)
  • 2004.04.28 | lizzy

    Enlarge your NATO (EU)

    Взяти те саме, тільки замість рейтингу додати НАТО. Виходить дуже повчально.


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