05/21/2005 | Juan Antonio Barden

The Yuschenko's Adventures In Moscow

Source: anekdot.ru

This year I had the opportunity to see the сelebration
of 9-th of May in Moscow. I was upset a little since Luzhkov,
the mayor, hadn't stop rain as was promised. Thanks God the
rain had ended itself exactly when the parade began. I forgot
to take my umbrella. I was sitting on the tribune wet and sad.
Some minutes later my feelings grew up and then ramained
perfect all day long.
Leaders of many countries had arrived to take part in the сelebration.
They had to walk across the Red Square to the VIP tribune.
Presidents was walking along the special carpet at the distance
of about 30-60 feet each from other.
And image this. "Father" Yuschenko and Turkmenian dictator
Niyazov are going together and talking friendly. When they are
next to our tribune the US president is appearing! Yes, G.W.Bush
himself! Bush the Great! Bush the Terrible!
People are greeting him with applause and great excitement.
But "Father" Yuschenko does not realize who is going behind. He
thinks, all thease greetings are for himself! Wow! He becomes
very proud, and start bowing. "Dirty russian asians" love him!
Immediatelly all the tribune is fallen by laugh. Yuschenko understands
nothing! What's happened? First they greet him, then they laugh on him.
Bush, however, reacted quickly. He reached Yuschenko and
touched him with his umbrella, as if he was saying "Don't be a clown,
man, these greetings are mine". Yuschenko looked back, and you
should see his face. It was something like in scarry movie "The Night
of Live Corpses".
Finally, the leaders had gone but we were excited for a long time.