Re: сміх це здоров'я, Sorry , it's in english
08/07/2008 | stryjko_bojko
06-08-2008 23:08, Hoja_Nasreddin
Re: сміх це здоров'я, Sorry , it's in english
When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
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A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
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There are three stages of sex in a man's life: TriWeekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, wife doesn't...
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man,
To Love and to forgive him ,
and for patience, for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies,
'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
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http://www2.maidan.org.ua/n/about/1218053289
Re: сміх це здоров'я, Sorry , it's in english
When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
There are three stages of sex in a man's life: TriWeekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, wife doesn't...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man,
To Love and to forgive him ,
and for patience, for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies,
'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
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http://www2.maidan.org.ua/n/about/1218053289